Flying home from Maryland on Saturday, I sat next to a really cute guy. Unfortunately, the plane was completely full, so I couldn’t switch seats to get away from him. Well, not him. He was cute. But his Axe cologne, or whatever heinous product he was wearing, made my eyes water, nose itch, throat close up, and left me with a throbbing headache.
I reached for a handkerchief to cover my nose, but sadly my very helpful dad had tossed in a Bounce dryer sheet when he did my laundry, and my hanky just made me sneeze even more.
While on vacation, I caught a nasty cold/flu, which I can deal with because my body will fight it off. But the body doesn’t fight off the effects of environmental chemicals the way it does an infection. Instead, it becomes more and more sensitized with repeated exposure to allergens. In fact, I just recently noticed my nose itching from Michael’s stick deodorant that he has used for years. How can I get away from the onslaught… Read the rest
Do you flip through the SkyMall Catalog when you fly? Isn’t it great? In addition to adding greenhouse gases directly to the atmosphere from the flight itself, we can also shop our way to global warming. (And yes, I feel guilty every time I get on an airplane.)
Here are a few of the SkyMall gems I spotted during my recent trip…
A plastic cat litter box in the shape of a plant pot, complete with plastic plant:
This isn’t just tacky, it’s not even functional. First of all, if you turn it to the wall to hide it from guests (as in the inset), how is your cat supposed to use it? And can you imagine sticking your head in there to clean it out? Who would let their cat track litter through the living room? The sad thing is that people might buy it thinking it’s a cute idea and then trash it when they discover it’s not. Just more plastic in the landfill.
Here’s a fake plastic Sumo Wrestler statue for your yard:
While traveling, I bring my stainless steel travel mug or water bottle with me for everything from water to soda to coffee. On the cross country trip with my dad, I ended up with some plastic, but none of it was plastic bottles or cups. In 7-Elevens and mini marts across the country, I brought my reusable mug and asked if I could fill it up with coffee or water or soda. Not one person refused. And sometimes, if they were available, I’d fill up from free water fountains.
At the airport, you can bring your mug or water bottle through security empty and fill it at the water fountain on the other side. I make this suggestion regularly when asked about staying hydrated on planes. But lately, I’ve been getting questions about whether or not water fountains are safe to drink from. Elizabeth Royte, author of the excellent book, Bottlemania,which I highly recommend, wants to know what you think on the issue. On the web site, Adventures… Read the rest
Dad and I set out on Thursday from Oakland, CA and headed east. I’m trying my best to avoid plastic while traveling, but some things seem unavoidable and others are just accidental.
First of all, we need to carry a cooler for snacks and drinks. Dad likes to have lots of soda. And we are bringing our own snacks (bananas, nuts, bread, etc.) to avoid buying a lot of junk food on the road, although we are not completely avoiding it. In fact, ice cream makes frequent appearances in our itinerary. So anyway, we’re using a plastic foam cooler that I already had, and we bought a bag of ice in a plastic bag to fill it. In the future, we’ll refill the ice from motel ice machines to avoid additional plastic bags.
We also bought.. wait… wait… oh my god…
Okay, now let me clarify. We bought two 2-1/2 gallon jugs of water to keep in the car in case we break down in the desert. We don’t plan to open it except in … Read the rest
While I love my boyfriend Isaiah Mustafa’s hot and funny Old Spice commercial, I do not love the product he is selling: Old Spice Scented Body Wash.
But according to a recent NPR story on men switching to bath gels, more and more men seem to think that body wash gels work better than bar soap. As a woman, I find bar soap to work fine, if not better than bodywash. So why the sudden unfortunate switch among men?
Why unfortunate? Because first of all, the ingredients suck:
Yesterday, my dad and I had brunch with Beth Terry, the motivational speaker who bought the domain bethterry.com before I even knew you could do such a thing. We comment on each others’ blogs occasionally and make our readers think we’re talking to ourselves. She happened to be leaving Oahu the day after I arrived, so we met up in the morning for brunch at Dukes in Waikiki and exchanged gifts.
I gave her a GlassDharma glass drinking straw, and she gave me a copy of her book, 101 Ways to Make Your Life Easier, and a reusable bag with a funny story. Apparently, Beth was in the airport a while back, and a woman noticed the name on her luggage tag. Excited, the woman dug in her own luggage and handed Beth a reusable bag, thanking her for her work around plastic pollution. Or something like that. Beth says she thinks she told her that she wasn’t me but would see that I got the bag if she ever met up with me.
Well, she did. So if you are the woman from the airport,… Read the rest
Hi everybody. Writing this post sucks. But then, so do a lot of things in life.
I just wanted to let you know that I’ll be leaving tomorrow for a 2-week trip and may not blog much while I’m gone. As many of you know, my parents have lived part-time in Hawaii for several years, and I’ve written about visiting them (and the plastic in Hawaii) more than once.
Tomorrow, I leave to visit my parents’ condo in Waikiki for the very last time. My dad’s there now, selling all their furniture on Craigslist and cleaning up. I’m going to help him finish. My mom is with my sister in Maryland. And my sister is… Read the rest
Inspiration came from Lisa Borden, who vented about individually-wrapped ice cubes (oh yes, for real) and Vanessa Farmer, who ranted about individual plastic cupcake holders. Since I set up the page just a few days ago, people have posted disposable single serving baby bottles, Silly Bandz bracelets, Starbucks splash sticks, Shutter Shades, and a whole lot more.
I know what I usually say about Shame and Guilt… that they’re not helpful or productive.… Read the rest
This past weekend, I brought homemade veggie burgers to my friends Red and Jen’s house for the 4th of July. While everyone else was downing hamburgers, I was putting my veggie burgers on the grill and praying that they would hold together. The result was mixed. They tasted great but were kind of mushy. I was going for something like the walnut mushroom burgers from Amanda’s in Berkeley, but I don’t think I hit it. Here’s the recipe and plastic-free ingredients I used based on the lentil walnut burger recipe I found at Saverqueen.com. Maybe I should reduce the amount of lentils next time. What do you think?
1 cup red lentils (from Whole Foods bulk bin in my own container)
2 cups water (tap, of course)
1 tbsp olive oil (bought in bulk in own container from The Pasta Shop in Oakland)
1 cup finely chopped onion (loose, no plastic bag)
07/09/10 Update: The winner of the organic cotton towels from Dream Green Organics is Laura. Dream Green is offering a 15% discount for the next month. Use discount code FAKEPLASTICFISH (all caps with no spaces) through August 7.
Laura Knapp at Dream Green Organics doesn’t use any plastic — in her products or in her packaging/shipping materials. In fact, wait’ll you see how she does package her merchandise (photos below.) Laura contacted me a few weeks ago asking if I would review her towels or tablecloths or bed linens. But instead of asking her to send me any of those products, I thought it would be great to let her tell her story and offer a giveway and a discount to Fake Plastic Fish readers.
(If you have a small independent business and are committed to using no or less plastic, contact me and let me know. I’m all about supporting small businesses that are trying to do the right thing.)